Well hello there.............
Welcome to the first of what will likely be many posts chronicling the moving tale of my struggle with my severe, sometimes tragically debilitating, addiction. An addiction to one of the most commonly used drugs.....
Caffeine.
Seeing as I get insanely loquacious in the instances in which my resolve fails and I overdose on this substance (that most normal adults seem to be able to handle but causes me to react in the way I imagine the average person reacts to cocaine), I occasionally remember to stick my laptop in front of my twitching hands so that it can be documented. I have now decided to start posting such ramblings for your entertainment. Here is coffee relapse numero uno, enjoy....?
Hiiiiiii.......
So I may have fallen off the "no-caffeine" wagon.
Just a bit. Like a little teensy bit. Like just a little itty bitty teensy bit. Just a bit.
Actually...it was more like getting forcibly flung off the "no-caffeine" wagon at highway speeds, rolling down the gravel hill of cravings, and landing face down in the muddy ditch of epic failure at self control.
But you know, close enough. No need to obsess over logistics.
And daaaaammmmn it feeeeeeeels gooooooooooooooooooooooood......
I like, seriously love you, Tim Horton's iced cappuccinos, you motherfuckers are my best friends...........all three of you...
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