Bailey: Hey!
Me: Mmmht?
Bailey: I'm mad at you.
Me: (hangs head guiltily) Mmmph mow. I whhhmfffnt domf mmmny mmmmfllhg mmmumphs.
Bailey:.....Uhh...okayyy....Yeah all I got from that was the smell of rice crispies. Swallow.......
Me: (gulps and gasps) Sorry my mouth was full of rice crispies. I know. I haven't done any blog posts.
Bailey: Yeah. What the hell.
Me: I know. I'm gonna write one tomorrow though I swear! OH MY GOD I COULD TOTALLY WRITE THE CONVERSATION WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!! This is perfect! I'm totally gonna go grab my computer right now and.....
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A little while later....
Me: (runnning down the street) MMMMMGH!! MMMMMMGH!!! MMMMMMMMHHH!!!
Bailey: (rolls down window) OHMYGOD you scared the crap out of me!!
Me: MMMfffhh (gasps and muffled giggles) mmmmfhfhhh....hahah....mmfyuou fmmmgot hat!!!
Bailey: Haha um thanks. You know it's not a big deal, I'll be coming back, I could've grabbed it next time.
Me: Mmmbut....(gulps and swallows as powdered rice crispie sprays from the mouth).........sun? (makes baseball cap gestures in front of forehead)
Bailey: Umm question. Are you wearing any shoes?
Me: No.
Bailey: I didn't think so.
Hah. THERE Bailey. Blog post. Still counts. :P
