Okay okay, I'm back on the horse...

Bailey: Hey!

Me: Mmmht?

Bailey: I'm mad at you.

Me: (hangs head guiltily) Mmmph mow. I whhhmfffnt domf mmmny mmmmfllhg mmmumphs.

Bailey:.....Uhh...okayyy....Yeah all I got from that was the smell of rice crispies. Swallow.......

Me: (gulps and gasps) Sorry my mouth was full of rice crispies. I know. I haven't done any blog posts.

Bailey: Yeah. What the hell.

Me: I know. I'm gonna write one tomorrow though I swear! OH MY GOD I COULD TOTALLY WRITE THE CONVERSATION WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!! This is perfect! I'm totally gonna go grab my computer right now and.....

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A little while later....

Me: (runnning down the street) MMMMMGH!! MMMMMMGH!!! MMMMMMMMHHH!!!

Bailey: (rolls down window) OHMYGOD you scared the crap out of me!!

Me: MMMfffhh (gasps and muffled giggles) mmmmfhfhhh....hahah....mmfyuou fmmmgot hat!!!

Bailey: Haha um thanks. You know it's not a big deal, I'll be coming back, I could've grabbed it next time.

Me: Mmmbut....(gulps and swallows as powdered rice crispie sprays from the mouth).........sun? (makes baseball cap gestures in front of forehead)

Bailey: Umm question. Are you wearing any shoes?

Me: No.

Bailey: I didn't think so.

Hah. THERE Bailey. Blog post. Still counts. :P